Best Cop Ever - Doin What I Do

What I really learned on my first night after writing up my first DUI

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  • 2:53 🤣🤣🤣

    AlphaFemale_33AlphaFemale_332 цагийн өмнө
  • LMAO.!!!! 😹😹😹

    Spiritual Cat LoverSpiritual Cat Lover3 өдрийн өмнө
  • He was only paid $512 every 2 weeks in the navy?!?!? Is that including what does to his family too?? That’s a shit wage.

    Dylan LunsfordDylan Lunsford11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Where to get full stand up

    Erin ContrerasErin Contreras16 өдрийн өмнө
  • I worked with Gary at night as a cop...he aint lyin!!! He was funny as fuck back then to! 94-95 NAB

    cskibb67cskibb6718 өдрийн өмнө
  • Apparently your not the best husband ever! Your wife left your dry ass!!! Hashtag.. doing what you do! Haaaaaaaaaaaa

    Bored With youBored With you21 өдрийн өмнө
  • Why do modern comics have to use vulger language. No class. Baby!

    Ronald HessRonald Hess24 өдрийн өмнө
  • Corny

    James RettigJames Rettig24 өдрийн өмнө
  • This is so funny!!! A must watch

    Big Dog187Big Dog18724 өдрийн өмнө
  • To Funny ‼️ 😂😂😂😂😂

    Pedro DaRosaPedro DaRosa25 өдрийн өмнө
  • 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nathan SamuelsNathan Samuels25 өдрийн өмнө
  • So owen did you really split from your wife.........

    Hideki SynthHideki Synth25 өдрийн өмнө
  • 😂😂😂😂

    Brian knowsBrian knows25 өдрийн өмнө
  • “Cant stop wont stop 512 every two weeks”😂

    Apollo The Moon ManApollo The Moon Man26 өдрийн өмнө
  • haha

    Mike BenedettoMike Benedetto26 өдрийн өмнө
  • Gary Owen 🔥

    DANNY DDANNY D26 өдрийн өмнө
  • Welcome home Baby😆😂🤣

    Suga Bee TVSuga Bee TV26 өдрийн өмнө
  • This matha fack is funny as shit Haha ha

    Aaron PowersAaron Powers26 өдрийн өмнө
  • It's hilarious

    Malbor XhukellariMalbor Xhukellari26 өдрийн өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🥰

    Magenta TigerMagenta Tiger26 өдрийн өмнө
  • Sorry to hear about the break up. I wish you all the best.

    Magenta TigerMagenta Tiger26 өдрийн өмнө
  • *This is some funny stuff as usual Gary!*

    Yep! I Said ItYep! I Said It26 өдрийн өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Bibi BlueBibi Blue26 өдрийн өмнө
  • I just hate the wigga accent

    Jeffrey FunJeffrey Fun27 өдрийн өмнө
  • Yet he could see his wife leaving him.

    Samurai NelsonSamurai Nelson27 өдрийн өмнө
  • Hilarious

    James CrossJames Cross27 өдрийн өмнө
  • There is no quota, but they will suggest getting at least a few tickets or incident calls to show that you are doing your job on the road. The people who are racking up a high volume of tickets are usually people new to the police service or people who want to look good come promotion time. Great video!

    VykrosVykros27 өдрийн өмнө
  • Bro this was me! S*** always popped off 30 minutes before shift change, we ain't getting paid overtime! 😆

    A. F.A. F.28 өдрийн өмнө
  • Former Navy Police My motto was whenever somebody came back to the base drunk I’d tell em “If the real cops didn’t getcha then I ain’t fck’n witcha. If you can make it to the gate then you can make it to the barracks. Have a goodnight.” and hand him/her their I.D back lol✌🏾

    SlimmSlimm28 өдрийн өмнө
  • Wishing you the best! Keep us laughing!

    JusJoexKingJusJoexKing29 өдрийн өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    Quanita MooreQuanita Moore29 өдрийн өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣 one of my favorite stand-up

    Brandon DixonBrandon Dixon29 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ok Gary, now.. *You* of all white people i would've expected might know this but 10-2 is for driving while black too. AND i was taught to have my L's and registration ready in the left hand nearest the window so i dont have to "make any sudden movements".. Add that to the list homie.

    Captain AnarchyCaptain Anarchy29 өдрийн өмнө
  • He is the funniest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    kisha mceadykisha mceady29 өдрийн өмнө
  • Growing up in San Diego in the 80s..more than we would cross the border coming back from Tijuana at 4 in the morning. There was a Jack in the Box right there we would buy greasy food to sop up the alcohol

    Sandie SerranoSandie SerranoСарын өмнө
    • Its still there!!!!

      desmon margandesmon margan29 өдрийн өмнө
  • Thank you Gary. You made my day I love you.

    Maximus NoctuaMaximus NoctuaСарын өмнө
  • This is some funny ish!

    Martin RodriguezMartin RodriguezСарын өмнө
  • If you make it all thar way and didnt wreck the car or hit the ditch passed out i think youre driving better than most sober people i know

    ktm196ktm196Сарын өмнө
  • Oh, Lord 😆😅🤣 .

    Rosalind GibbsRosalind GibbsСарын өмнө
  • Literally building a house and putting up the framing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    JuliussmoothieJuliussmoothieСарын өмнө
  • You got me rolling 😀🏎️⛽🍷

    Abba AlexanderAbba AlexanderСарын өмнө
  • See thats y i love gary... He understand the process

    chendretta hallchendretta hallСарын өмнө
  • HILARIOUS!! But he does have a good point! If you manage to make it to the base 🗣YOU DID WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO!!!👏🏾🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    Alaska Too ShortAlaska Too ShortСарын өмнө
    • DEADASS lmao as long as u ain’t kill nobody on ya way u good baby 😂😂😂

      KPOP GURLKPOP GURLСарын өмнө
  • Need more cops like Gary!

    Ess JiEss JiСарын өмнө
  • As a vet this is funny lol i wish all Sf was like this

    Money mike Slick willMoney mike Slick willСарын өмнө
    • Always write security forces. Or write MP. Most civs will think you mean Special Forces. Which is only army.

      Scooter Lee1775Scooter Lee177526 өдрийн өмнө
    • Just had to mention you're a vet?

      Sleeps BanginXV3stSleeps BanginXV3stСарын өмнө
  • Gary, wish you could have been guarding Tinker back in the 90s. You made getting to the base gate feel like winning The Price is Right man. Kudos.

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    • Tinker Air Force Base? I went to their elementary school in the 90's lol

      Sierra BiagasSierra Biagas14 өдрийн өмнө
  • I just laughed my ass of thanks Gary ♥️

    Deborah JamesDeborah JamesСарын өмнө
  • I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

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