Catching COVID

That morning when you catch COVID but you're trying to convince yourself you don't have it.

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  • 😂🤣😅😆😂🤣 You are So Wrong lol

    Bettina McClendonBettina McClendon12 өдрийн өмнө
  • It feels so weird without the laughter

    Blob FishBlob Fish19 өдрийн өмнө
  • “My fault” LMFAO hahahahah

    Steven GonzalezSteven Gonzalez25 өдрийн өмнө
  • that's funny because Garry had a 40 day lock down and still cought Covid.

    Mauro VillarrealMauro VillarrealСарын өмнө
  • It’s Quakers fault

    Adrian BravoAdrian BravoСарын өмнө
  • I love you gary but leave out the Prayer Warriors...thanks

    Sophy BrathwaiteSophy BrathwaiteСарын өмнө
  • “I must’ve opened the wrong paaccckk!” Hilarious!

    Carl LeeCarl LeeСарын өмнө
  • He so funny to me foreal hate he act nervous sometimes

    Young MackYoung MackСарын өмнө
  • Variety pack. 😂😂😂

    Earl DarnellEarl DarnellСарын өмнө
  • You can tell he lying bout covid.. nigga what you know that you aint telling us bout this vaccine?? 🤣🤣🤣

    Tyler ForsytheTyler ForsytheСарын өмнө
  • Prayer Warriors assemble!!!!!

    The JudgeThe JudgeСарын өмнө
  • Wow 8 ppl glad y'all all good

    Journeys In This Crazy WorldJourneys In This Crazy WorldСарын өмнө
  • I usually find you to be really funny. But this time around, you just sound like an ass man. My cousin got covid and now needs a new heart. Don't be an ass. Be grateful that you did survive it.

    spicyc69spicyc69Сарын өмнө
  • Man, he wasn't lying! The first day I'm wondering why my head hurts and my food tastes horrible. Day 2 I felt like I was hit by a damn semi truck! Thank God it lasted only 14 days. I feel so bad for long haulers.

    Diamond EubanksDiamond EubanksСарын өмнө
  • I'm happy to hear u beat it & doing better. Hope ur family didn't get it.

    Unique MoniqueUnique MoniqueСарын өмнө
  • 😂😂🙌🏽

    WhoDatRome954WhoDatRome954Сарын өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    Cindy SmithCindy SmithСарын өмнө
  • The parched freckle surprisingly lighten because store precisely knit towards a quick yam. foolish, common alto

    Alison ConnorAlison ConnorСарын өмнө
  • The Power of Prayer is very Real and Powerful And not stupid. Watch your feet loose your seat mijo... You lucky I like yo funny azz or I would have had to take you to the KING...😏😊😏😊

    LinajoyLinajoyСарын өмнө
  • Tommy from power does comedy now

    akakСарын өмнө
  • Keep Your Distance Comedy.....that was a fun night to watch. PRAYER WARRIORS!!

    GODz ShadowGODz ShadowСарын өмнө

    THE BOXTHE BOXСарын өмнө
  • Got c19 last March. Was an extended flu. No loss of taste or smell. Over 83% who get it don't even get a symptom

    toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
  • You know them Magic Johnson phone calls were awkward af. LO

    Madril SMadril SСарын өмнө
  • The part about him losing taste killed me lol

    Immortal BeastImmortal BeastСарын өмнө
  • Funny dude wish i could see him in San Antonio this weekend. Stay safe yall

    Daniel DanDaniel DanСарын өмнө
  • Prayer Warriors 🤣🤣🤣

    Sandra IfeachorSandra IfeachorСарын өмнө
  • 400k are real numbers, real humans, family who lost their lives, nothing funny....god bless the united states

    kiatu kichafukiatu kichafuСарын өмнө
    • Over 99.001% of them died of something else but had traces of a coronavirus. Pcr tests don't find c19. Cheers

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
  • Ur welcome, Gary. I was one of ur prayer warriors😂 (Technically🤔 I prayed for everyone but he was included😂)

    Insert Name HereInsert Name HereСарын өмнө
  • Gary Owens is about as fake as his black accent he purposely appropriates. This dude will talk as white as he has ever been with callen, yet when he does his set he is just as black as he has never been. Where is all my SJDubs?

    william stolikerwilliam stolikerСарын өмнө
    • Wtf are you even talking bout

      The MixThe MixСарын өмнө
  • You better find you some prayer warriors. I guess you don't know the community like you think you do. Tread lightly Gary!

    DanaDanaСарын өмнө
  • Lol I bet he has to carry his Interpreter with him everywhere he goes! Wouldn't fir subtitles nobody could even understand this Poser!!

    Kevin WalkerKevin WalkerСарын өмнө
  • Why does he try to sound black sometimes

    Zach MckinneyZach MckinneyСарын өмнө
  • I HEARD. That whiskey supposed to help destroy the virus. And coconut oil. Peace to you and your family.

    dj cutarekorddj cutarekordСарын өмнө
    • Are you serious? That's a recipe for diarrhea, not a covid cure.

      Sophie LSophie LСарын өмнө
  • CDC and the WHO are lying about the numbers so all of a sudden everybody in the world doesn’t believe that the flu exists anymore or that cancer is still killing people to this day or aids or heart attacks or car crashes....all deaths now are suddenly Covid!!!! My wife and I had Covid last year in November and my wife was seven months pregnant and we both made it we had a few symptoms and maybe 8 to 9 days later we were fine. Do not believe the hype of the main stream media!!!!

    aChosenone82aChosenone82Сарын өмнө
  • I'm a gary fan...Parts of this was funny cause I had covid and could relate. But the part about 400,000 deaths kinda sounded minimizing. Probably wasn't so funny to those who lost loved ones. Timing Bro....Maybe was just too early. Still luv ya though. We all say dumb shit.

    E ME MСарын өмнө
    • @Truth B Told Go hide under your bed

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @toronto daddy not true.

      Truth B ToldTruth B ToldСарын өмнө
    • True c19 deaths are between 25-30 thousand

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
  • Too soon mane. Too soon

    Smartacles LlamaSmartacles LlamaСарын өмнө
  • Who threw it? Is my question.

    Inigo MontoyaInigo MontoyaСарын өмнө
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

    Hmoob BeastHmoob BeastСарын өмнө
  • You can get Covid more than once, you can get it even if vaccinated, there is a new and powerful strain. I'm so tired of people with platforms sending out false information or diminishing Covid.

    Christina AChristina AСарын өмнө
  • I enjoy Gary’s comedy but This isn’t so funny when u have a relative that has passed from Covid!

    Martin RodriguezMartin RodriguezСарын өмнө
    • @Martin Rodriguez 0.0003% he died from c19. Educate yourself

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • My cousin died from Covid, so u should educate yourself!

      Martin RodriguezMartin RodriguezСарын өмнө
    • Next to nobody has died from c19. Educate yourself

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
  • Prayer Warriors AMEN.......

    The PrestriedgeThe PrestriedgeСарын өмнө
  • I've lost about 10 family members to it mainly older ones....But it was still funny. Gotta have some laughter in life you dont know how long you have.

    Danny WilliamsDanny WilliamsСарын өмнө
    • @The Mix lol

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @toronto daddy I hope you get it bad

      The MixThe MixСарын өмнө
    • @Danny Williams Lol. 0.003% death rate and your family gets 10. Hilarious

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @toronto daddy 10 family members over a year. They were all old yes all over 70 but slobs no. Watch your mouth keyboard warrior.

      Danny WilliamsDanny WilliamsСарын өмнө
    • Lol. 10 family members. Why don't I believe you? We're they all old, day slobs?

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
  • It's called a cold. Oh my bad flu and cold dont exist anymore. Who wouldn't of thunk that all it would have took is a pandemic to cure the common cold and flu??

    Jason WadeJason WadeСарын өмнө
  • ...too soon Gary. You're on a slippery slope. Chicken may come home to roost.

    Lorrie BrownLorrie BrownСарын өмнө
  • I had it and I've recovered guys Glory to God ♥️

    RileyCjRileyCjСарын өмнө

    Darin CatesDarin CatesСарын өмнө
  • Gary's set had me dying!!!!

    Najah ZenthoeferNajah ZenthoeferСарын өмнө
  • You have a 90 day resistance to THE particular variant of COVID that you contracted.

    Me MeMe MeСарын өмнө
  • Honest...great. Nonchalant about it.. hm.

    Me MeMe MeСарын өмнө
  • Damn, normally you have me laughing til it hurts, but this aint it. Those 400k+ people lacked the celebrity and money you have available for the best care. As someone who has lost 2 people to Covid let me keep in 100........ITS TO EARLY! Im sure all people you gave it to will agree. Also, if you are gonna come to the cookout dont mock our prayer warriors, prayer and the prayer of our annointed is all we have most time. Privilege must be nice.

    KoKo's Kouture ClosetKoKo's Kouture ClosetСарын өмнө
    • Lol 0.03% die from it yet I'd say 50% of sjws online say a relative of theirs dyed from it lol. Foolst

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • Agreed, I hit the like button in mid video until he mentioned the fatalities then I disliked

      Jaye JohnsonJaye JohnsonСарын өмнө
    • AGREED! This Ain't it Gary. Wow! I might not have looked at you side ways had you just joked about YOUR Covid experience and recovery. You really had THEE audacity to joke about the number of fatalities and make a mockery of PRAYER Warriors and the power of prayer. God spared your life. I guess that's a joke too.....

      Tanya MartinTanya MartinСарын өмнө
  • This was funny. comedians can joke about the most serious and morbid situations but still make us laugh. Thanks Gary! Glad you’re still here. By the way, for those who are suffering one way or another because of Covid, we’re with you. Keep heart and stay strong.

    C-lightC-lightСарын өмнө
  • I think this is the first time Gary had me laughing and crying at the same time he was funny but I've lost two people close to me to covid-19 and several of my family members actually have it in our battling for their lives right now so while I'm happy for Gary and he makes life of his situation and makes it funny it had me crying for the 400,000 that I can count my number in it but I still love Gary

    Shelle HolleyShelle HolleyСарын өмнө
  • I am a prayer warrior!!! Really offended and disappointed!!

    StephKaye WilsonStephKaye WilsonСарын өмнө
    • It's ok. He don't know we got the country through that pandemic. Ask the prayer lines that were opened. We was are serious 🙏🏽🙏🏽🤣

      4Knewt4KnewtСарын өмнө
  • 😆 GAAAARRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣 Dude what the f*%k is wrong with your crazy ass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! The whole time you was doing those lock down videos, you were sick?!?!🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Be careful about talking about them Prayer Warriors😂...😏 they do exist and in the spirit realm they do look very much like... Braveheartish only better 😉!!! I love how you have a way of saying ANYTHING & it be funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!! 🤷🏽‍♀️ How do you do it?!?! ONLY YOU GARY, ONLY YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰

    emeralds peridotemeralds peridotСарын өмнө
  • 😂😂🎬🎬🎬

    mrslst911mrslst911Сарын өмнө
  • This kyd special was the shit. You did your thing GO

    Mr. LoudMr. LoudСарын өмнө
  • God is not to be Mocked. #sorrynotsorryeverythingisnotajoke

    Shantelle McclintonShantelle McclintonСарын өмнө
    • You’re fun at parties.

      Fast Cars And Fast AmmoFast Cars And Fast AmmoСарын өмнө
  • This set is super good Gary! I know it's still in the works as it's not *quite* as tight as your other material (yet)... and it's still missing that gut-punch joke you always include in your stories. But still, it was funny!

    Justin FJustin FСарын өмнө
  • Too soon

    WorkCanWaitWorkCanWaitСарын өмнө
  • Yo! This is funny as HELL! I need a word with the 55 who gave this a thumbs down..why tho?

    Chad GloverChad GloverСарын өмнө
  • Prayer warriors 😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😂

    Miss JonzMiss JonzСарын өмнө
  • 👍🏿👍🏿 😁😁 💪🏿✊🏿

    B-Town CHILLB-Town CHILLСарын өмнө
  • He ain't lyin' all that much. I didn't lose my olfactory senses for 5 days so I thought I had a sinus infection. Then day 6 hit and it knocked my ass out. Thankfully, I still wore my mask everywhere so I didn't infect anybody. The one close contact I had didn't get sick either because we both wore masks. So I was very lucky...but I don't press it. But the whole denial thing is real.

    TheomiteTheomiteСарын өмнө
  • So, he had Covid in August but waited to tell anyone that it's not that bad, after Creepy Joe and his bunch of leftie Fascists were scamed into Office. So, now it's ok to make Jokes about the "deadliest Virus ever". Go figure....

    Ken AdamsKen AdamsСарын өмнө
  • Excellent!

    Business PhoneBusiness PhoneСарын өмнө
  • It appears that Gary hit a slippery slope. I didn’t lose anyone close to home that I know of. Gary if you plan to use this set again. You can also use “Prayer Warriors... COME OUT TO PLAY......” extrapolated from the classic film Warriors.

    Wrong FolkesWrong FolkesСарын өмнө
    • @bigpink I’m “special”

      Wrong FolkesWrong Folkes20 өдрийн өмнө
  • I had back in Dec. Now that there are around 27.5 variants of it, I am still worried about catching it again. Lost my brother to it on Dec 4th, so I know it's no joke. I appreciate a good comedian but sometimes things are still to fresh to joke about.

    Irish ManIrish ManСарын өмнө
    • @Irish Man Exactly. Over 99% die from something else. Not from a coronavirus. Cheers

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @toronto daddy It's never solely from Covid-19. He also had Pneumonia.

      Irish ManIrish ManСарын өмнө
    • Your brother was in the 0.0009% that die from it solely.

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @The Prestriedge 😐😐😐

      Flesh WolvesFlesh WolvesСарын өмнө
    • That's hard. My sister lost her mom in January. It is too soon

      Starr DavisStarr DavisСарын өмнө
  • Gary Owen The Legend

    DANNY DDANNY DСарын өмнө
  • Nah Bro, show some respect. This shit real and don’t joke about prayer warriors. Might need some one day. Just saying.

    Pedro GuerreroPedro GuerreroСарын өмнө

      Bruno SilvaBruno SilvaСарын өмнө
  • When are people going to stop jumping through hoops for this BS... doing shows with social distancing thru the crowd 🤣😂🤣 that was the funniest part. Been losing respect for Gary more and more and anybody that don't like my comment. Go educate yourself on the human body, then try standing up for something once in your life. Or put your mask on a shutup like they want you tooo...

    Brian BechtelBrian BechtelСарын өмнө
    • Shut it child

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @Jesus was vegan unfortunately I believe we have passed up the possibility of most waking up. Our State mandated education system has helped with that. As it was intended to. Most are heading for the cliff which is where They want most of us. And sadly most will see the cliff coming up, turn and talk about the cliff that is coming, and still walk off of the cliff. So I'm starting to believe they deserve to walk off the cliff. As someone recently pointed out to me, it's no longer about waking up the sheep (although I don't really like that term or conspiracy theorist, I consider myself a realist) it's about waking up your fellow lions! Although there's not many left. And as I write this, I just received an email from Dr. Eric Nepute it appears they have shut his channel down. One of the few doctors that was actually speaking truth and presenting truth and facts to people. Therefore they had to shut him down. Because he wasn't walking towards the cliff...

      Brian BechtelBrian BechtelСарын өмнө
    • @Brian Bechtel ~ ah yes, we are the conspiracy theorists and extremists bc we question the official narrative. I often ask myself, what will have to happen or how far will “they” have to push ppl before we reach that critical mass of awakening and ppl start pushing back? Guess we are not collectively there yet and have more hoops to jump through before the average joe sees what is happening. It’s quite sad and discouraging but i remain optimistic it will happen. Much love to you and everyone out there

      Jesus was veganJesus was veganСарын өмнө
    • @Jesus was vegan well common sense is like a superpower these days. Very few have it! And usually those are the ones that are labeled crazy or a conspiracy theorists. It just blows my mind how people sit back and allow others to tell them what when and how to think. I just don't see it being that hard to figure out. But most just get in line and wait for the next hoop to jump thru...

      Brian BechtelBrian BechtelСарын өмнө
    • Yes! Thank you. Took me a minute to find someone in the comments that uses common sense and critical thinking, but I found you. Keep speaking truth brother

      Jesus was veganJesus was veganСарын өмнө
  • Plz don't make fun of the prayer warriors cuz we need other people to pray for people like you just saying!🙏

    Terry CannionTerry CannionСарын өмнө
  • Sorry Gary. I love you but this wasn't funny and was quite hurtful. For the ones who lost loved ones, not funny at all. You should be careful. Sounds like you still have breathing and upper respiratory issues. Go home and take care of yourself. It's still not safe

    Petlex67Petlex67Сарын өмнө
    • Lol. Virtue signalling

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • Is it ever safe though? Let’s look at real facts. 2.8 million people died in 2020, 400k was from covid. Is it really safe ever? Anyone could die at anytime for any reason. People die in car crashes every day... I’d be willing to be you have a car. Salmonella kills people every year and I’d put money you eat poultry. The point is that anyone can die for any reason. Don’t get butt hurt just because someone has a different point of view than you. 🤣🤣🤣

      Fast Cars And Fast AmmoFast Cars And Fast AmmoСарын өмнө
    • They say that reading is fundamental

      Petlex67Petlex67Сарын өмнө
    • jokes are jokes .... just say you didn't find it funny.

      randall loverandall loveСарын өмнө
    • Some things should not be made into jokes

      Petlex67Petlex67Сарын өмнө
  • Like my momma always told me, "AssHat," she's say, "Keep your mask on and your bag on..."

  • Can you watch keep your distance comedy on the app?

    Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Сарын өмнө
    • Ok. Ima make sure i get the next one

      Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Сарын өмнө
    • @Tuanshay Bryant Jr. The show is on Fridays nights. The link is good for 24 hours. You can also get the 48 hour link

      LaToya JordanLaToya JordanСарын өмнө
    • True true. Its jus that i work Saturdays n im not able to watch any other way

      Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Сарын өмнө
    • @Tuanshay Bryant Jr. people wouldn't buy a ticket to the show if they could watch it on the app for $6

      LaToya JordanLaToya JordanСарын өмнө
    • That sucks. I wanna watch😓😓

      Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Tuanshay Bryant Jr.Сарын өмнө
  • 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬

    La TashaLa TashaСарын өмнө
  • Lmao too funny!! 😂 🤣

    Nitahugankiss628Nitahugankiss628Сарын өмнө
  • Hey that set was fire that crowds trash but that set was fired

    WTDS Channel 13 NewsWTDS Channel 13 NewsСарын өмнө
    • We do stand-up comedy too there is enough people there they just wasn't a laughable crown that happens

      WTDS Channel 13 NewsWTDS Channel 13 News20 өдрийн өмнө
    • There's only about 20 ppl there, the laughs sound about right...😏

      La TashaLa TashaСарын өмнө
  • Can’t wait till you come to Kansas City!!!! MO !!!!

    Dawn BrownDawn BrownСарын өмнө
  • Not the prayer warriors 😭

    Asia MmkayAsia MmkayСарын өмнө
  • He bailed on that Magic joke real quick. I thought it would be funny.

    EEСарын өмнө
    • @E 😂

      emeralds peridotemeralds peridotСарын өмнө
    • Should've seen it live. This was edited.

    • @emeralds peridot I figured only two people laugh at the start and someone gave him a look like he bout to die and he was like, 'yeah I just survived covid I ain't riskin this shit today'.

      EEСарын өмнө
    • E. Right?! Only he could pull some shit off like this though😂!! 🤷🏽‍♀️ I don't know how!!!🤣

      emeralds peridotemeralds peridotСарын өмнө
  • Damn... 99.99% of everything you do and say is funny as shit. I guess this is the 0.001% time you 💣 - and you still sound like you can’t breathe that well. Glad you are back on stage, but COVID might have been the wrong joke to come back with.

    Blake LyonsBlake LyonsСарын өмнө
  • This was such a fantastic set! Make sure y’all pull up to the Keep Your Distance comedy special happening this week ☺️ #StageKrew 🎬🎬🎬

    Andrea HubbAndrea HubbСарын өмнө
  • I need some preah woyass too for each time I step a foot out for grosseries and run errons.

    Mitsuo MitsMitsuo MitsСарын өмнө
    • @C-light hahaha

      Mitsuo MitsMitsuo MitsСарын өмнө
    • @Pamela Johnson yeah, I know, I just tried to go with his funny pronunciation, but thanks anyways :-P

      Mitsuo MitsMitsuo MitsСарын өмнө
    • Right? Anytime I spend too much time in a store, I get tested 5 days later. Without fail.

      C-lightC-lightСарын өмнө
    • Prayer Warriors is what it’s called ✊🏾

      Pamela JohnsonPamela JohnsonСарын өмнө
  • Love you man - I hate to burst your bubble, but - they are finding more and more variants all the time. You can still catch it and you can still die... please be careful!

    Ima Catherine MaiaIma Catherine MaiaСарын өмнө
    • Lol. I laugh when I see adults who trust politicians and big pharma.

      toronto daddytoronto daddyСарын өмнө
    • @bigpink pencil not necessarily their efficacy is reduced and even if you have had covid already you still need to have both doses. I'm just saying everyone needs to be careful and you can still spread it to others too so no one should feel invincible

      Ima Catherine MaiaIma Catherine MaiaСарын өмнө
  • God I am so mad I didn’t get to watch the replay of this from getting sick 🙃🙃🙃

    J-PhrygianJ-PhrygianСарын өмнө
  • Lol

    Matt gamingMatt gamingСарын өмнө
  • Lol

    king emoking emoСарын өмнө
  • Comedy gotta love it😏.

    Aldijian WashingtonAldijian WashingtonСарын өмнө
  • Lol my fault

    Senku RirukaSenku RirukaСарын өмнө
  • If you missed this set on KYD, then you missed how Gary Owens without the S in Owen kilt!

    SirrAlex The Knighted OneSirrAlex The Knighted OneСарын өмнө
  • Good one Gary

    Shane FrancisShane FrancisСарын өмнө
  • Alright Keep your Distance KevonStage🥰👏🏾

    ReBelle FleurReBelle FleurСарын өмнө
    • I know right stepping it up and all

      Kenisha PerkinsKenisha PerkinsСарын өмнө
    • Damn

      Enya FireEnya FireСарын өмнө
  • 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬

    SirrAlex The Knighted OneSirrAlex The Knighted OneСарын өмнө
  • So the apple cider vinegar ain’t work huh lol

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    • @Shelly Bell 👍

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    • @Jazmine idgaf

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    • @Shelly Bell that's anecdotal evidence, chief.

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    • @Jazmine the results are in the pudding. he texted a close friend who gave him a list of supplements to take incase he got covid. no matter how many times you say you need evidence i will point to his results. case close chief

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    • @Shelly Bell I mean, you can't really prove that it had any impact on his response to the virus. There may be scientific studies on the effects of acv on covid recovery, but this ain't it chief

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