I Don't Get In Fights

From his Showtime special Doin' What I Do, comedian Gary Owen tells us why he doesn't like to get in fights

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  • Well, unfortunately, after 18 years of marriage they're getting divorced.

    S HHS HH24 өдрийн өмнө
  • His hair always fresh.

    Chris AdamsChris AdamsСарын өмнө
  • "They were Jazz hands, but they were hands, shit" HAHAHAHA I freakin died when he said that. 😂

    Charles TheVoiceCharles TheVoiceСарын өмнө
  • “If shit pops off you got our back? I don’t. No” At least he was honest

    Deity SaturnDeity Saturn2 сарын өмнө
  • Giving them Jazz hands with the spirit fingers 😂😂😂

    Chanice M. Reid, REALTORChanice M. Reid, REALTOR2 сарын өмнө
  • crying right now

    Racer XRacer X2 сарын өмнө
  • At least he real enough to admit what these soft ass dudes won't!

    Productive CitizenProductive Citizen2 сарын өмнө
  • THE ONLY COMEDIAN ALLOWED TO BE A BITCH WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHT IS KEVIN HART NO YOU GARY

    mamadou gueyemamadou gueye2 сарын өмнө
  • Dude was a cop, so he knows how to beat someone down, and he damn sure knows how to shoot the hell outta somebody....lol

    AllByMyselfAllByMyself2 сарын өмнө
  • Love you Gary, so damn funny... laughing so hard I’m crying.

    Stephan BennettStephan Bennett2 сарын өмнө
  • I am working on that zen level...as Hobbes said to Calvin: I prefer to run and climb a tree...no point in impressing the girls while you get all the punches... P.S. not a quote just shortening the strip's conversation....First time I read it...I began training to run fast...

    M AM A2 сарын өмнө
  • Aye dont talk about my city,,,what up doe Detroit

    Santrice McPhersonSantrice McPherson2 сарын өмнө
  • So sad to hear about him and Kenya's divorce. Thought they'd make it.

    Gab rielleGab rielle2 сарын өмнө
  • Gary Owen's love u brother and a b c d and me na man 4 real .real to real filmed edited and all you stand alone and tall .you are the best brother FROM THE SULTAN OF SOUTHERN SOUTH MOUTH SHOWT.N. OWT 2 YA .1 TIME

    SOUTHERN.SULTAN.SOUTHERN.SULTAN.3 сарын өмнө
  • 😂😂

    NonyadambusinessNonyadambusiness3 сарын өмнө
  • I feel generous and sh't 😆😂😄

    Tiffany LPleasantTiffany LPleasant3 сарын өмнө
  • You probably will 😅

    Tiffany LPleasantTiffany LPleasant3 сарын өмнө
  • 😅😅😆😁🏃🏃🏃

    Tiffany LPleasantTiffany LPleasant3 сарын өмнө
  • Yeah you don’t fight for your marriage either. 😂

    Katherine JordanKatherine Jordan3 сарын өмнө
    • That's a bit harsh!

      Jane DoeJane Doe17 өдрийн өмнө
    • Kinda sad if he didn’t....

      Super LifeSuper Life3 сарын өмнө
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    Nicerbacher 10Nicerbacher 103 сарын өмнө
  • Jazz hands 😭😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Detroit in the building 😅🤣🤣🤣

    NaTasha K JonesNaTasha K Jones3 сарын өмнө
  • That’s why I stop fighting in the 7th grade.

    Damond BarbeeDamond Barbee3 сарын өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    Gael ShamirGael Shamir3 сарын өмнө
  • Gary owens is a beta male lol

    Ng BbNg Bb3 сарын өмнө
    • I'd rather have a guy that doesn't fight! It not manly to fight just dumb!

      Jane DoeJane Doe17 өдрийн өмнө
  • You were super funny in were the miller’s!!! Lol

    hunter suggshunter suggs3 сарын өмнө
  • Has there been a new podcast? Can't clips see cool.. But podcast and some answers .

    Charita BatisteCharita Batiste3 сарын өмнө
  • This kind of funny you can't be taught. Just natural

    Flying Black BirdFlying Black Bird3 сарын өмнө
  • Yoooo this man is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    mommasaid donttrustyoumommasaid donttrustyou3 сарын өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "It was jazz hands."

    SourceVidSourceVid3 сарын өмнө
  • Yes come back !!!

    Renanda HoffmanRenanda Hoffman3 сарын өмнө
  • Good to see you out here. 3:39 #jazzhands

    Daniel Tannehill [C]Daniel Tannehill [C]3 сарын өмнө
  • So good!

    Mr. TMr. T3 сарын өмнө
  • You got our back? “I don’t no” hhahahahahah

    Steven GonzalezSteven Gonzalez3 сарын өмнө
  • he is so funny..lmao

    donalddonald3 сарын өмнө
  • Owen

    Patricia CejaPatricia Ceja3 сарын өмнө
  • MISS YOU GARY!!!!

    Tammy SotoTammy Soto3 сарын өмнө
  • I thought his marriage will last more, but keep going man.

    AngelicaAngelica3 сарын өмнө
    • @Haa Bat he’s getting one.

      Melissa BushMelissa BushСарын өмнө
    • He's divorced?

      Haa BatHaa Bat2 сарын өмнө
  • You Da Man!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    James BradenJames Braden3 сарын өмнө
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    RelationshipWriter SistaGirlLondonRelationshipWriter SistaGirlLondon3 сарын өмнө
  • Love this skit lol Should have plenty of new material soon, can't wait!! Ignore the haters bro and stay you!

    Just Joe✔️Just Joe✔️3 сарын өмнө
  • No matter how many time I heard this joke still funny as hell

    Dominique NormanDominique Norman3 сарын өмнө
  • "The struggle you go through today, develops the strength you need for tomorrow" Earl Simmons/DMX

    Inigo MontoyaInigo Montoya3 сарын өмнө
  • You funny AF. I can sense the timing of this to whats going on. Keep ya head up. Cant wait to see all the new material you can gain from single life experiences.

    Inigo MontoyaInigo Montoya3 сарын өмнө
  • Miss you Gary, hold your head ✊🏻✊🏻

    David MarksDavid Marks3 сарын өмнө
  • Gary! Jis keep doinwatudo! Lov ya! 💖

    C JC J3 сарын өмнө
  • Gary is hilarious... can’t wait for your return bro

    Trainer poolTrainer pool3 сарын өмнө
  • Hilarious!

    Tariq JacksonTariq Jackson3 сарын өмнө
  • Bahahaha you so funny and Cute Gary

    SHANNON BRANTLEYSHANNON BRANTLEY3 сарын өмнө
  • You need to come to oregon

    Chris Jami ConnellyChris Jami Connelly3 сарын өмнө
  • I LOVE YOU GARY OWENS🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️

    Tammi T the One and OnlyTammi T the One and Only3 сарын өмнө
    • Owen. No S

      Michael UsherMichael Usher3 сарын өмнө
  • I LIKE VE YOU GARY OWENS❗️❗️❗️🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    Tammi T the One and OnlyTammi T the One and Only3 сарын өмнө
    • Owen, not Owens

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