I Got My Associates Degree

In this clip from his special I Got My Associates, comedian Gary Owen lets us in on the secret of getting out of prison.

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  • I am a Navy veteran and in boot camp we had the best cadence caller!! I loved it!! You are telling all the Truth Gary!! Orlando Florida boot camp!!😊

    Velma LeeVelma Lee3 өдрийн өмнө
  • Bro you should see if you can do a show with fluffy, you both would kill stomachs from all the laughter people would have lmfaoo I can see it now.

    Nocx KaiNocx Kai5 өдрийн өмнө
  • He Got his "A$$" degree -- while cheating on his wife. Hope she gets all those $$$.

    Mother KnowsMother Knows12 өдрийн өмнө
  • my dad got his associates in prison 😂 no shame though, he got out and turned his whole life around and I couldnt be more proud of his improvement.

    MVRYSV BMVRYSV B16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Take a shot every time he say “Associate”

    The JingoThe Jingo17 өдрийн өмнө
    • More like take a dab hit for every one lol. (I don't drink no more, angry drunk here) see you when I get out of a cannabis coma lmao.

      Nocx KaiNocx Kai5 өдрийн өмнө
    • You won’t have me on the ground face down in throw-up.....NOPE!

      Super LifeSuper Life12 өдрийн өмнө
  • Charles, you no cadence calling bastard. 🤣

    SourceVidSourceVid18 өдрийн өмнө
  • boot camp part true and funny

    Monique SuttonMonique Sutton18 өдрийн өмнө
  • I bought a shirt at Gary's show that says, "Devry Class of February" and I thought it was hilarious but no one gets it. Ever. Everyone who sees my shirt thinks its legit, that technical colleges have a class of February. Even my dentist didn't point it out and she points out everything. Damn..

    David KohnoDavid Kohno18 өдрийн өмнө
    • I get it. I went to western career college ... you can do it!

      MsC StarzMsC Starz16 өдрийн өмнө
    • Oh noooo. Humanity is doomed. SMH. Waste of a funny shirt but sad reality that nobody got a clue. Lol

      S LS L17 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ah hahahahahahaha this man is funny as all get out and always coming with something new style. Making hits hahahahaha

    Bo TBo T18 өдрийн өмнө
  • 😂

    SneakerFetish420SneakerFetish42018 өдрийн өмнө
  • Been real quiet lately Gary

    710 CombatVet710 CombatVet18 өдрийн өмнө
    • @Ron I. what really??

      MVRYSV BMVRYSV B16 өдрийн өмнө
    • @Ron I. he gonna be married to his associates

      The JingoThe Jingo17 өдрийн өмнө
    • Because he's going through a divorce.

      Ron I.Ron I.18 өдрийн өмнө
  • I love him

    Alesha JohnsonAlesha Johnson18 өдрийн өмнө
  • The singing is amazing and your just joking around....that sound could be sampled. 📻🎙️

    Abba AlexanderAbba Alexander18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Where are the podcast?!

    J 10J 1018 өдрийн өмнө
    • He's going through a divorce.

      Ron I.Ron I.18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Reminds me of that song that goes "Left, left, left, left, left, right, left get on up, get on up, get on up, right, left" honestly that's where I thought he was going with it 😂😂

    A Rose From ConcreteA Rose From Concrete18 өдрийн өмнө
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥

      Bo TBo T18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Why Gary still looking at his hand?

    Johnnie PJohnnie P18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Associates

    Mr. Splash-ManMr. Splash-Man18 өдрийн өмнө
    • we gonna put our associates together, get a bachelor's and get a better job 😂😂😂

      MVRYSV BMVRYSV B16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Gary is so hilarious!! Everytime I watch him I laugh so hard.

    Amanda BarberAmanda Barber18 өдрийн өмнө
  • 😂😂😂😂😂 RIGHTTT!

    Sharonnia LarkinsSharonnia Larkins18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Lmao

    Jeannine quarlesJeannine quarles18 өдрийн өмнө
  • They still won't hire him. Gary your crazy. But you already know that.

    Kathleen WilhelmKathleen Wilhelm18 өдрийн өмнө
  • Niiice

    Whit DoughWhit Dough18 өдрийн өмнө