Marines. Army. Navy

The real reason I joined the Navy

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  • Lmfao! Appreciate your service brother. Im an MA in the reserves!

    Tony MowerTony Mower10 цагийн өмнө
  • I am retired Navy and I have no regrets been around the world, I told my kids to join the Chair Force it's better lol 😆 😂

    David HollierDavid Hollier2 өдрийн өмнө
  • Go Navy😀👍 What up shipmate. Thanks for your service and entertainment.

    Arthur DavisArthur Davis3 өдрийн өмнө
  • "I can get you out of this shit." Damn funniest line I've heard in a long time.

    Zach ColdwellZach Coldwell3 өдрийн өмнө
  • if only the US army would allow Foreign Legion to be established. I would've take it much faster than anyone else.

    James Ivan H. RelanoJames Ivan H. Relano3 өдрийн өмнө
  • Anyone, and I mean anyone can tell a story, but Gary makes it as if we hearing it for the first time every time! 😂😂😂😂

    D JJ C.D JJ C.4 өдрийн өмнө
  • Fi. F

    Claudia BrasherClaudia Brasher4 өдрийн өмнө
  • great video!

    Michael MichaelMichael Michael5 өдрийн өмнө
  • We was lying right next to each other.. hilarious’

    Future Viral VideosFuture Viral Videos6 өдрийн өмнө
  • Army girl here 💪🏼 and I was 39/40 m16!!! Beautiful and bad ass

    Jackie RuizJackie Ruiz7 өдрийн өмнө
  • With Gary Owen as your name, how did you not join my beloved Cavalry?

    15six15six8 өдрийн өмнө
  • I got lucky, prior service Marine turned Army recruiter didn't lie to me.

    M RM R10 өдрийн өмнө
  • One day i will join the us army and conquer you just watch

    Obushcity TVObushcity TV11 өдрийн өмнө
  • That was so true when I joined the Army in "85. You couldn't hit me in the ass with a green apple. I just knew I was rich. SMH. Loved every minute of it for 22 years. Go Army 13 Fox.

    michael lingomichael lingo12 өдрийн өмнө
  • If I've learned anything about why I shouldn't join the Army. Two words. Fort. Polk.

    Espeonage the Espeon SpyEspeonage the Espeon Spy12 өдрийн өмнө
  • I can getcha outta this shit😁😁😁

    Petey WheatstrawPetey Wheatstraw13 өдрийн өмнө
  • As a proud Marine, that was hilarious.

    MarquisMarquis14 өдрийн өмнө
  • Like jazz..... Hahahahahahaha You ain't gotta work no more 😂😤😤😤 😂

    Bo TBo T17 өдрийн өмнө
  • The best part about watching this video for me was that I literally got an Air Force recruitment Ad on when watching. Kinda creepy.

    Eliguy234Eliguy23421 өдрийн өмнө
  • LMAO!

    chris barberachris barbera27 өдрийн өмнө
  • Air Force we’re in the back back with movie theraters and WiFi

    Preston JohnsonPreston JohnsonСарын өмнө
  • Am I alone here when I say this is the whitest guy who ever tried to sound black? Hillary campaigning in the first Baptist church.

    vwalsh63vwalsh63Сарын өмнө
  • 🤣👍

    Jose ConejoJose ConejoСарын өмнө
  • The military sucks any

    Wilson MarWilson MarСарын өмнө
  • Hilarious TRUTH! $512 every two weeks... I thought I was rich!

    ViBe RepairViBe RepairСарын өмнө
  • I left the army in 2013 making 27k a yr. Really did feel like i was balling coming from what i was used to.

    Rikki TikiRikki TikiСарын өмнө
    • Work on your disability

      Justin GonzalezJustin GonzalezСарын өмнө
  • I joined the army, WHERE WAS THE LIE???

    Nikole SchnitzNikole SchnitzСарын өмнө
  • 💯

    Largepro21Largepro21Сарын өмнө
  • That's 24K in the early 90's. With inflation that would be around 44K in today's dollars.

    HumbleBumbleHumbleBumbleСарын өмнө
  • 2:24 “Chris....Chris?” Lmfaooooo

    Steven GonzalezSteven GonzalezСарын өмнө
  • Nice nice nice I’m a navy guy BM3 exactly how it went 😭

    ShotByMooShotByMooСарын өмнө
  • I bet there are recruiters in the audience wheezing

    Mitsuo MitsMitsuo Mits2 сарын өмнө
  • My take home pay as an E-3 Lance Corporal was $48 a payday. So calculating that out to a year, had I stayed a Lance Corporal a full year, comes out to $1152. Far cry from $24,000.

    25yrmarine25yrmarine2 сарын өмнө
  • Subbed

    Zack DarceZack Darce2 сарын өмнө
  • Marine here....hes right

    Arcade ghostArcade ghost2 сарын өмнө
  • He is good. Yeah buddy. .

    juan albertojuan alberto2 сарын өмнө
  • My first check as an E1 back in 1987 was $680. For the month before taxes. I still thought that was a lot of $$$.

    Doorkicker505Doorkicker5052 сарын өмнө
  • I've seen bits of this one... but hadn't seen "I can get you outta this shit"

    Stephen InglettStephen Inglett2 сарын өмнө
  • With a name like Gary Owen you should have went Cavalry.

    dafred9898dafred98982 сарын өмнө
  • “Chris...Chris.”

    M.T. Hurd The Credit KingM.T. Hurd The Credit King2 сарын өмнө
  • This is too accurate!

    SPC TorresSPC Torres2 сарын өмнө
  • White guy is extremely funny, I I don't often laugh at white comedy. I shouted with laughter all throughout, he excellent! 2/2021

    Sandruel WhiteSandruel White2 сарын өмнө
  • $24k in military is $60,000 civilian. Top grade medical care, excellent benefits, free housing or housing allowance, food is free that’s at least $10,000 a year minimum, clothing as well. It’s endless. My uncle is an Admiral. It wouldn’t surprise me if he makes $250,000 annually. Commanding a battleship is extensive experience.

    MedicalMansionMedicalMansion3 сарын өмнө
  • First time in my life I can say I laughed too hard ..

    Blocka DatnikkaBlocka Datnikka3 сарын өмнө
  • The Master of self deprecation, right there folks.

    Oh WaitOh Wait3 сарын өмнө
  • “CHRIS” LMFAOOOOO

    Steven GonzalezSteven Gonzalez3 сарын өмнө
  • My late uncle was a Marine who jumped in and took care of that grenade to save other's lives. He lived and was decorated for it. So proud of him... he was a Master Gunnery Sargent.

    Joanie SJoanie S3 сарын өмнө
  • Gary owen is more black than Rachel Dolezal 😂

    bryan recinosbryan recinos3 сарын өмнө
  • Gary Lackland is an Air Force Base My first duty station way way back in the early 70s

    Ronald JRonald J3 сарын өмнө
  • Absolutely hilarious brutha thanks. Subscribed

    Peter LOAGUE, Jr.Peter LOAGUE, Jr.3 сарын өмнө
  • There is a Universal respect for being a solider, I don’t think anybody can take that away from you.

    Paul NewmanPaul Newman3 сарын өмнө
  • EPIC!!!

    Ricky ReconnaissanceRicky Reconnaissance3 сарын өмнө
  • Navy Guy: Look around the trailer. I can get you out of this sh!t. lol

    Agoraphobic AdamAgoraphobic Adam3 сарын өмнө
  • Omg, Fort Sam Houston is there and there’s probably a ton of corpsmen there. That’s where we train.

    Malcolm WolfeMalcolm Wolfe3 сарын өмнө
  • Marines - we do have the best uniforms. Ooh Rah. Same experience with the Army for me, straight up lied to me.

    Nuala SeamusNuala Seamus3 сарын өмнө
  • I wrestled b4 so dat was funny 2me!

    Montoyia AlsupMontoyia Alsup3 сарын өмнө
  • Alright!! Simper Fi!!! And I agree, the Marines have the BEST uniforms, IMO😍

    SetApart RDBSetApart RDB4 сарын өмнө
  • This was the BEST video I’ve seen so far

    Jenna KarpeJenna Karpe4 сарын өмнө
  • hahahahaha😆.

    Rosalind GibbsRosalind Gibbs4 сарын өмнө
  • The symptomatic baseball chemically collect because sword identically soak from a prickly bird. quarrelsome, slow sharon

    Karson DukesKarson Dukes4 сарын өмнө
  • Lol black people accept anyone and anything... sad

    True OwensTrue Owens4 сарын өмнө
  • You don't have to work no mo mama..😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🔥🔥🔥

    LOU RODDLOU RODD4 сарын өмнө
  • w*nker

    Yordan MitevYordan Mitev4 сарын өмнө
  • $25k out of highschool is legit. Especially in the 90's.

    Teng ThorTeng Thor5 сарын өмнө
  • I was station @ ft sam houston. I never seen an ugly marine in dress blues!😘

    Michelle PippinMichelle Pippin5 сарын өмнө
  • The grenade story is so freaking funny. And I hear him.

    wyntersteele1awyntersteele1a5 сарын өмнө
  • Not funny!

    Robbie WeeksRobbie Weeks5 сарын өмнө
  • Lol...mama I gotchu!

    UKHillboy 365UKHillboy 3655 сарын өмнө
  • When you finally realize that military pay is crap but you retire early as hell

    Travis ElwellTravis Elwell5 сарын өмнө
  • 😂😂 "Your done mom. I got u."

    Cw WcCw Wc5 сарын өмнө
  • This one don become black man

    Olisa AnwunaOlisa Anwuna5 сарын өмнө
  • So the Air Force didn’t come see you?

    Devin CarterDevin Carter5 сарын өмнө
  • I'm on a Gary Owen's Marathon! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

    misspandesalmisspandesal5 сарын өмнө
  • Marine Corps not for the weak!!

    Jeremy HarrisJeremy Harris5 сарын өмнө
  • Where the Air Force recruiters at?!😂

    Robert CreechRobert Creech5 сарын өмнө
  • Let's all have a moment of silence for poor Chris. He deserved better.

    Cynthia CantrellCynthia Cantrell5 сарын өмнө
  • And that's why I joined the Air Force.

    Laura ChristineLaura Christine5 сарын өмнө
  • U need a Netflix special

    MadeOfMakeupMadeOfMakeup5 сарын өмнө
  • Lol.... Lord he is crazy

    MadeOfMakeupMadeOfMakeup5 сарын өмнө
  • Hilarious...

    justaname onyourscreenjustaname onyourscreen5 сарын өмнө
  • Military targets and recruit poor people

    Larry WycheLarry Wyche5 сарын өмнө
  • Hahaha dude when he went "chris..? Chris??" I couldnt stop hahaha just discovered this guy. Like your comedy!!

    Luigi MitrottiLuigi Mitrotti5 сарын өмнө
  • That shit ain't funny

    Andrew WashAndrew Wash5 сарын өмнө
  • I was in the Marines in the 80's. My first check was $900 after boot camp. I made about $10,000 a year. I remember thinking that was a lot.

    Colossus ForbinColossus Forbin5 сарын өмнө
  • First I wanna the many lmao 😅🤣

    jhermanie fergusonjhermanie ferguson5 сарын өмнө
  • When I was in, it was damn near everyone for their first couple of months on the 1st and 15th.

    steve43tsteve43t6 сарын өмнө
  • hahaha, right out of high school my first Navy paycheck was $386.00, I thought I was RICH. Of course, minimum wage was $3.35/hr at the time.

    Tujague JenkinsTujague Jenkins6 сарын өмнө
  • Why do Americans LOVE their loud BEEPS. Unwatchable.

    Tiberiu NicolaeTiberiu Nicolae6 сарын өмнө
  • One of the funniest clips I've seen in a while 💀💀💀

    Big bear services LTDBig bear services LTD6 сарын өмнө
  • 3and 30...LOL

    I am GrootI am Groot6 сарын өмнө
  • Man there isn't any ads on this anyway please uncensore it

    SSJP96 customsSSJP96 customs6 сарын өмнө
  • Funny how the Air Force doesn’t even bother trying to recruit anyone, lmao.

    Felipe BernardesFelipe Bernardes6 сарын өмнө
    • That's because they got Tom Cruise to thank for being the number one Air Force recruiter in the world.

      John Lloyd DyJohn Lloyd DyӨдрийн өмнө
    • @E. A. What’d you get on your ASVAB? That’s probably what did it. I wasn’t in good enough shape for the Marines after high school, but I made a 93 on my ASVAB, so the Marine recruiter gave an AF recruiter my info. He called me nonstop until I made an appointment to see him.

      Carlos MarteCarlos Marte5 өдрийн өмнө
    • Chair-Force..? 🤣🪑

      shotoka81shotoka8117 өдрийн өмнө
    • @Lucas Liso Navy rejects applicants, too. Not just test scores but also color vision. You're not getting ship duty if you can't tell the difference between a fuel hose and a water hose.

      WhyAmIWearing ARedShirtWhyAmIWearing ARedShirt25 өдрийн өмнө
    • @E. A. they absolutely need people. They don’t just turn people away for no reason. Especially if you score high on the ASVAB. Unless there’s some legal reason, or medical reason. Or if you were one of the people going in asking for a specific job.

      oHeioHei28 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

    Dan RoffeeDan Roffee6 сарын өмнө
  • My first check in the Navy was three hundred and something but that was back in the 1980's. I still got some clothes, three hots and a cot and got to travel much more than the dudes back home. I hated the Navy at the time but when I look back, it wasn't all bad. I kept the Navy reputation: No one gets drunk, screws or gets in trouble like a sailor.

    John SparksJohn Sparks6 сарын өмнө
  • this is some bland shit unbearable unfunny tbh

    Max PowerMax Power6 сарын өмнө
  • I can relate, but I joined the Army. Lol

    tnizzhtnizzh6 сарын өмнө
  • What would the Airforce Recruiter do?

    Philip BacaniPhilip Bacani6 сарын өмнө
  • hey Gary,, i earned 66.00 every 2 weeks coming out of 13 weeks of Basic Training. Ithought i was rich back in 1969.

    Randall WilsonRandall Wilson6 сарын өмнө
  • How much u get now

    no Smokeno Smoke6 сарын өмнө
  • 02:10 LMFAO "Oh Shit GRENADE!!!!" ... ... [Kicks with his foot] "Chris? Chris?"

    aRandomGuyaRandomGuy6 сарын өмнө