Stuck in Texas Update

I'm with you Texas unlike some people, not gonna name names Senator.
Also this weekend's shows at @sanantoniolol in San Antonio are still on
improvtx.com/sanantonio/comic/gary+owen/

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  • Not even mad at Ted Cruz. If I had the time and money, my ass would have left to go to a beach resort too. I get it

    Gina MelissaGina MelissaСарын өмнө
  • Much love from the 210

    meh_ nehmeh_ nehСарын өмнө
  • Malibus most wanted 2 please it will b hilarious

    Karen MosleyKaren MosleyСарын өмнө
  • You might become a senator

    DeniseDeniseСарын өмнө
  • LMAO! Man went in on Ted!

    rmporter35rmporter35Сарын өмнө
  • Lp

    Deidra Fennell-ThompsonDeidra Fennell-ThompsonСарын өмнө
  • good luck at your show

    Chase BChase BСарын өмнө
  • Gary I know we from Ohio and get weather like this all the time but I don't remember ever losing power and water in the middle of winter. Glad you good cuz I know it's bad there

    Kermit AlexanderKermit AlexanderСарын өмнө
  • On Behalf of Texas from the failed leadership from both Republicans and Democrats for the 3 Ps like the military.

    Sonja KennedySonja KennedyСарын өмнө
  • To all my fellow Texans, I swear to god if y’all vote for Ted again I’m gonna lose it

    Welcome MattWelcome MattСарын өмнө
  • Bathing in the creek hummm😃

    The PeopleThe PeopleСарын өмнө
  • Gary you were in the navy, I'm sure that wasn't your first facial lol.

    cigar FMFDoccigar FMFDocСарын өмнө
  • Gary thank you 'true to this' being real! hard don't last forever 😅

    Elisa ByardElisa ByardСарын өмнө
  • I wish I could make it to San Antonio

    Dark N SunnyDark N SunnyСарын өмнө
  • Last time you were in Austin I got to see your show

    Dark N SunnyDark N SunnyСарын өмнө
  • This dude has always been one of the biggest culture vultures of black culture. We need to stop making people like this feel so comfortable in the black culture.

    SINO -SINO -Сарын өмнө
  • Dam I need 2catch a show.

    TONECITX210TONECITX210Сарын өмнө
  • Born and raised in a trailer park🤣🤣🤣come on man🤣🤣🤣🤣

    TONECITX210TONECITX210Сарын өмнө
  • Lol you thuged it out 🤣 "my guy gary"💯

    TONECITX210TONECITX210Сарын өмнө
  • Lol

    Gucci Mane 1017Gucci Mane 1017Сарын өмнө
  • I could have hooked you up. I’m living here now, I’m originally from Oakland.

    FormerMBZTechFormerMBZTechСарын өмнө
  • 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

    Tamara PalmerTamara PalmerСарын өмнө
  • Get the fuck out of tx gary its def not safe

    forestmbsc gaming noobforestmbsc gaming noobСарын өмнө
  • Stay safe Gary!

    jyelin1jyelin1Сарын өмнө
  • Respect do to Gary Owen's...

    Wise ManWise ManСарын өмнө
  • Thank you for the reminder!! We got this

    MsC StarzMsC StarzСарын өмнө
  • Ha! I don't remember why, but my husband and I brought your name up at our hotel this week and we didn't realize you were in Texas. We "Cruzed" on our neighbors with the quickness Monday! Straight GREENLAND...umm we don't even know if our hotel reservation is real. 🤥

    FeelosophyFeelosophyСарын өмнө
  • At least you're not at the Cecil Hotel. Thank you for keeping my spirits high here in ATX as you suffered along with us. SA roll out and show G some love!!!

    Dolly RuizDolly RuizСарын өмнө
  • You looking clean af

    abe presumeabe presumeСарын өмнө
  • Gary you is da MAN

    D GD GСарын өмнө
  • You are chingon!

    Elenia JaresElenia JaresСарын өмнө
  • Were you able to sweat out your racism in your hotel room? 🙏

    Kay DanKay DanСарын өмнө
  • ☆I've never been more happy for warm food in my life!!☆ 🙏🏾🇨🇱

    ChanelDatStar1ChanelDatStar1Сарын өмнө
  • He got a harder job. Hell yeah if I could I would be in Cancun. Is Cruz supposed to carry water and power to every house? Come on, man!! Biden has to go look at it before he declares an emergency. Trump would have had people down there day one.

    Phillip SimsPhillip SimsСарын өмнө
    • Hahahah🤣🤣🤣You ppl are so fucking ignorant and delusional😂Yall just make up shit as u go😒

      Sierra ReedSierra ReedСарын өмнө
  • Prayer warriors came through for u!

    George HryczaniukGeorge HryczaniukСарын өмнө
  • Gary wishes he was Black.

    Al DoeAl DoeСарын өмнө
  • Glad things are better. 🙏🏽

    Michelle BMichelle BСарын өмнө
  • Gary a real one.

    PangPangСарын өмнө
  • If rather have a Republican that dips than a Democrat that runs off at the mouth, saying nothing.

    cindy mockcindy mockСарын өмнө
  • 😂

    shank5323shank5323Сарын өмнө
  • I needed this morning laugh..Much Luv from the ATX- Austin Tx ✌..Red Shank Therapy Rap Ent.

    shank5323shank5323Сарын өмнө
  • Real talk gary

    Tanell HendrixTanell HendrixСарын өмнө
  • Takes me back to the lockdown updates

    syckindaheadsyckindaheadСарын өмнө
  • I'm with you, Gary. I was bred for this! I too grew up having times where we had no running water and no electricity. We had to ride it out, and hope that we had friends and neighbors that could help out. It was a rough 4 days, and it certainly brought back memories of those tough times. My family made it through! I'd love to come see ya, but I saw those ticket prices. Can't afford that ☹️

    LaNetra CartherLaNetra CartherСарын өмнө
  • ""Hey, it's one less house." What the fuck, lol. That's all ya'll got for him?

    Chris CappellaChris CappellaСарын өмнө
  • "Texas Strong ".... except this week we weren't ready lol

    Kreative KhaozKreative KhaozСарын өмнө
  • Still a goofy looking dude. No Homo. Lol

    Dan WilkesDan WilkesСарын өмнө
  • It's getting a little better out here. Ice is melting at least. Keep pushing out there and keep your heads up. Dallas had some some earlier. You da man Gary!!

    C BellC BellСарын өмнө
  • Level crawford fan

    Marley JanimMarley JanimСарын өмнө
  • hang in there, Gary. You can do it man

    paul VONpaul VONСарын өмнө
  • O, hadn't gotten to that part yet... pologies! We cool?

    C JC JСарын өмнө
  • Love ya Gary! But did you hear bot tha Boil Water Notice...lol! Hard core Thug! 😁

    C JC JСарын өмнө
  • Yaye!! Power and Water!!! Clean freak Gary is a happy man :o) Respeck for you staying in Texas to do your shows -- Gary''s a G! ain't no punk like bishazz Cruz!

    Terrie WigfallTerrie WigfallСарын өмнө
  • Honesty time. I've never given you a chance, if I recall...the Titles on your clips of StandUp here on YT always turned me off. But...after watching your last 2 updates from TX, you seem pretty allrite. Gonna have to give your Vids some views now. And Damn Right #TexasStrong

    JR WgssJR WgssСарын өмнө
  • How we Tx folks do it. We help each other out. Hope to see the show this wknd.✌🏽

    ESCO SEASONESCO SEASONСарын өмнө
  • Gary use this for new material to pull from.

    I MI MСарын өмнө
  • Love you man!

    Angella HoulbjergAngella HoulbjergСарын өмнө
  • What a dumb thing to say blasting someone because they had a vacation scheduled.

    Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug ThomasСарын өмнө
    • @Bbearhug Thomas Kids where just let out of school because of the storm. They was no pre-planned vacation. Power was out, he was miserable and cold.

      SherrellSherrellСарын өмнө
    • @Sherrell that is not true.

      Bbearhug ThomasBbearhug ThomasСарын өмнө
    • He didn't have a vacation scheduled. He scheduled one to get away.

      SherrellSherrellСарын өмнө
  • 🤣🤪🥶😘

    Ms. MessinaMs. MessinaСарын өмнө
  • Lol Tell your beautiful wife to pull up in that fly Tesla you bought her for Christmas.🙏🏽😷🙏

    Zanobia JZanobia JСарын өмнө
  • Fuck off Gary, you have rosacea and that's make up,come to Nova Scotia and complain about snow, much love,and saw you sons video doing stand up,he killed,I show people that video all the time

    Rob RushtonRob RushtonСарын өмнө
  • Laughter is the best medicine.....

    Shannon BriceShannon BriceСарын өмнө
  • You Da Man bro. Props and Respect ✊🏾🇳🇿🇦🇺✊🏾

    NELSONKARONELSONKAROСарын өмнө
  • Hay when are you going to be back in sf yah area

    J SparkJ SparkСарын өмнө
  • Fill bathtub to flush toilet! Heehee

    TAMMYTAMMYСарын өмнө
  • Congratulations on surviving Texas White Chocolate!!

    RODRICK MYERSRODRICK MYERSСарын өмнө
  • Its Gary's fought its snowing in Texas because 9 out of 10 Gary brought ice cold with him lol

    Vic StewartVic StewartСарын өмнө
  • Glad things are better for you and is nothing like a hot shower, stay safe Gary

    Chef BrooklynChef BrooklynСарын өмнө
  • So the Hotel gonna comp ya for having to thug in out..or is it a HO-tel...lol

    Lone Lantern Revolution 2020Lone Lantern Revolution 2020Сарын өмнө
  • Texas strong!

    zee beezee beeСарын өмнө
  • Well hopefully this will teach everyone that you need to have an emergency kit at home. There are tons of videos on MNthe talking about what you need for a prepper kit but allot of them just assume that everyone has at least Navy SEAL training so try to find some real experts that understand what you need to tailor to emergencies like this for an average joe's skill set... But, the main thing you need is a sleeping bag, and a trail stove or some type of camping cooking device that burns gass or alcohol. Those are most fuel effective and can be relatively safe to use inside a tent, well they are just safer over all. Then you need to store allot of food or at least enough food to last you 3 to 4 weeks. Preferable food that can be stored for at least a minimum of 5 years. A water filter is really good to have. After that you can ponder if you like to get some tools and maybe tent. Even if you just shelter at home a tent can be useful during the winter as it's easier to trap the air and heat the air inside the tent then it is to worm the entire house.

    Dribrom SunrockDribrom SunrockСарын өмнө
  • Don’t act shocked that your republican government don’t care

    Ex SmithEx SmithСарын өмнө
    • @william stoliker why is it MY climate change ?

      Ex SmithEx SmithСарын өмнө
    • Please it's not even cold. What happened to your climate change?

      william stolikerwilliam stolikerСарын өмнө
  • What?!!! Only you Gary. Glad you tugged it out. 🤣🤣

    Michele KMichele KСарын өмнө
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      Oscar VasquezOscar VasquezСарын өмнө
  • North can keep this... we don't need or want it anymore

    Niah GreenNiah GreenСарын өмнө
  • Southern hospitality

    Carl StoneCarl StoneСарын өмнө
  • When are you coming to Dallas?? Hope you can stop by ... Yes weather was a frozen version of hell here in Dallas. Come on how often are you here in Texas.. I know it was a bad experience but your loved here in Tx ,😁🤗🙃🤭🤪

    Mrs BMrs BСарын өмнө
  • Ted Cruz just gave you more ammo for your comdey stand up

    J paintJ paintСарын өмнө
  • California aid saves the third world state of Texas while Ted Cruz went on holiday.

    Shooting sports TransparencyShooting sports TransparencyСарын өмнө
    • @Shooting sports Transparency Do you know what a major disaster is? FEMA? California has needed aid all last year lmao 🤣 😂

      Das BossDas BossСарын өмнө
    • @Das Boss Dream on poor Texas Possum Californian aid keep you alive. Even you're boteled drinking water is send in from Californa.

      Shooting sports TransparencyShooting sports TransparencyСарын өмнө
    • Texas survived because they stuck together, no aid from anyone during the power outings which was the majority of the problem.

      Das BossDas BossСарын өмнө
  • You know how to rough it out sailor

    Adrian PettwayAdrian PettwayСарын өмнө
  • Your skin looks great!👍

    Ann Mei LiAnn Mei LiСарын өмнө
  • Glad you're doing ok Gary. You could do a survival tutorial show on how to handle this weather. You are a survivor, a warrior. My heart goes out to the people suffering in TX. This cannot happen again.

    mdeborah827mdeborah827Сарын өмнө
  • "See you in Cancun, bitches!" - Senator Ted "Kennedy" Cruz

    Woke AFWoke AFСарын өмнө
  • "I'm clean! Taking showers, and shaving, in dirty ass water! AND I just gave myself a facial!" #DoinWhatIDo

    Woke AFWoke AFСарын өмнө
  • Respect. I live in Texas did my best to get people to vote for Beto, cause Cruz has always been a fucking joke.

    Josh Bou'Josh Bou'Сарын өмнө
    • @Josh Bou' lame. Lol get a new comeback

      memeСарын өмнө
    • @me And yet you cared enough to comment.

      Josh Bou'Josh Bou'Сарын өмнө
    • @Josh Bou' don't care

      memeСарын өмнө
    • @me Heads up, I don't take you seriously if you can't put you're face behind your words. Chouwe (me) lookin' ass. XD

      Josh Bou'Josh Bou'Сарын өмнө
    • @Josh Bou' biggest lie ever told

      memeСарын өмнө
  • I would love to see Gary in concert!

    Blizx DeucesBlizx DeucesСарын өмнө
    • He's amazing he had us laughing from start to finish.

      Ms. NikkiMs. NikkiСарын өмнө
  • mnthe.info/bill/video/jJSF2KOre3qds28

    dj cutarekorddj cutarekordСарын өмнө
  • Nice to see you out and doing shows i remeber watching your home videos during covid last year. We all were going nuts together 😆

    ryan donahueryan donahueСарын өмнө
  • Take care. Those sudden changes in temperature is what we call Pneumonia weather. Worse flu ever.

    Waleska GraciaWaleska GraciaСарын өмнө
  • In Detroit that’s jus a regular day 🙏🏾

    boss trapboss trapСарын өмнө
    • Naw sir I think what's different & correct me if Im wrong, Its not the cold, Pipes are burst in most homes n businesses so people are: In the dark, running water in their home like flood waters on the floor bcuz the pipes in the ceiling has burst so now you got sheetrock too, low to no water some people havent flushed their toilet in 5 days, Its simply too much to list this is beyond A pandemic shutdown, this is a Doomsday rehearsal literally.

      mamadee66mamadee66Сарын өмнө
  • 😂

    John HolmesJohn HolmesСарын өмнө
  • Isn't the first time Gary got a facial in a hotel room.

    Gary RGary RСарын өмнө
  • I thought that redness was frostbite. I'm glad your power is back!

    AbracadabraAbracadabraСарын өмнө
  • Praying for everyone 🙏

    Tina WilliamsTina WilliamsСарын өмнө
  • Only true thing Trump ever said was when he called Cruz lying Ted. As a Texan I am glad you nade it through this crap 🤣. Keep us laughing Gary. You know we can really use it right now!

    Dan'L MarlowDan'L MarlowСарын өмнө
  • It could be be worse you could be stuck bfe Arkansas somewhere

    CrashCrashСарын өмнө
  • Glad you’re good

    Adrienne ThorpeAdrienne ThorpeСарын өмнө
  • I think there are concerns of parasites in the water be safe

    Ronald NealRonald NealСарын өмнө
  • Glad to hear you got shower.

    AVRtoursAVRtoursСарын өмнө
  • who cuts the water off during a pandemic.... subject to ridicule

    Oldhead Deuce *FBT*Oldhead Deuce *FBT*Сарын өмнө
  • F Ted Cruz

    Derek LeBanDerek LeBanСарын өмнө